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Can a Blusher survive a Nude beach Situation??

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OK. Here's the dilemma. Some friends and I have decided to go to Jamaica next weekend for about 4 days. My bold friends that have been there before want to go to this superb beach resort, the problem being that it is a nude beach. Oh my. They claim that it's really no big deal and that after a few initial moments of self-consciousness, you become very comfortable about the whole thing. Umm. Has anyone done this before? I will need extra camo everywhere for THIS one. Talk about severe CBT!! Just thinking about prancing around in front of strangers makes me blush... :oops:

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I think that'd help your blushing a lot. What could be more embarassing than being naked in front of strangers. It'll make normal things like talking to someone or going to the shops seem like a breeze!

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I think you should be fine Vicky. Its not like you're going to the only one starkers - the entire beach will be joining you in birthday suit action!

And please dont forget to bring some snaps back for us... in the UK we dont get to see much of the sun (or the 'moon' for that matter! :lol: )

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MickeyMouse

will there be some kind of swinger party?

That's funny because that's almost exactly what I asked my friends! And it stopped being funny because they did not deny it. Apparently, they have porn Festivals and Playboy parties at these places all the time! Even the name is sort of obvious: "Hedonism" No guessing, huh?

We are staying at a decent, "clothed" resort, though! The Royal Plantation in Ocho Rios. I had to draw the line with MY friends. I'm not denying that we're not headed to the nakey beaches for a peek, though! :shock:

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Guest Anonymous

vicky, im goin to vist my old aunt in miami, so i wondered if i could join you gals to jamaica during the stay? :|

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Well Bob, I don't want to get my buns burned in the hot Jamaica sun. So what say you and I bop over there, and hide behind a palm tree. We can watch Mickey Mouse and his old naked aunt frolic in the sun with the beach bunnies! Oh, think of the pics we can sell to the Tatler mag!

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Guest Anonymous

birmingham over jamaican nude beach..hmmm...please give me some time on that one! :roll:

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birmingham over jamaican nude beach..hmmm...please give me some time on that one! :roll:

Hey, you wont find a better curry anywhere else in the world than ole Brum, the mother land of the Balti!

And when all is said and done, what else matters when you have Curry?

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Well Bob, I don't want to get my buns burned in the hot Jamaica sun. So what say you and I bop over there, and hide behind a palm tree. We can watch Mickey Mouse and his old naked aunt frolic in the sun with the beach bunnies! Oh, think of the pics we can sell to the Tatler mag!

Deal!

And with a bit of luck, Marc's pasty white body will repell the majority of harmful UK rays, so we'll be safe as houses :wink:

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Vicki and Mickey flew away to the island of sun

They had a cool time with all the naked fun

But can't remember a thing, because of all the rum!

LOL!! That's EXACTLY the plan. LOTS of Jamaican rum to make me brave. :lol:

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i wouldnt care about being completely naked in front of people, ive kind of tried that before.. i just wouldnt really be tempted by anything such places....

...on the other hand, if julia, a darkhaired brazilian housewife asked for some assistance with some tanning oil on her back, things could go wrong :)

even more so, if onslow, a 55 year old welsh busdriver asked the same thing :shock:

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i wouldnt care about being completely naked in front of people, ive kind of tried that before.. i just wouldnt really be tempted by anything such places....

I'm so friggin' terrified about it that I've lost about 5 pounds from sheer stress. I've also put in some time under the tanning bed (which I normally would hate) for good measure... :shock: I plan to start drinking as soon as I get on Air Jamaica. Oh, yeah and this trip was supposed to help me unwind...ha! :roll:

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Scandinavians enjoy being naked.

American women enjoy being half naked.

American men enjoy looking at naked.

Aint that the truth! You aren't catching this American man buck naked. No way, no how.

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